Month: March 2024

So, our leading treat, Jimmy Stewart – plays a bewildered, batty detective; his performance is so hypnotically droll that you start experimenting vertigo symptoms. And our femme fatale, Kim Novak – tantalizingly cryptic, youd swear she was aghast at her own reflection. Dry your sweaty palms and pray your stabilizing fins hold out, kids!

In this laughable symphony of brain-munching, the not-so-medieval dame, Milla Jovovich, breaks the laws of gravity as easily as she breaks zombie skulls. She deftly outmaneuvers what appear to be genetically-engineered super-zombies, with the finesse of a ballerina sporting combat boots. The fun truly begins when scientists – who apparently have more dollars than sense – decide to play God.

Amidst a buffet of bullets, Joe Pesci cooks up a feast for the eyes with his portrayal of a trigger-happy made man. Meanwhile, De Niro’s smooth operator is cooler than your grandmother’s cannoli. ‘GoodFellas’—where toothpicks are mandatory and yuppies like us get schooled in mook etiquette.

In this gloriously disordered odyssey, you wonder if the script was written on a treadmill. The story pivots from humor to heartbreak faster than a Hollywood retake, pushing the cinematic envelope until it screams uncle. Delicate themes of quantum weirdness are delivered with the grace of a squashed tomato, yet youll find yourself oddly compelled.

Just when you thought Cruises hair couldnt get any longer, he’s back with some gravity-defying antics. He’s hanging off planes, scaling skyscrapers, and infiltrating secret bases. All while attempting to maintain a believable romantic subplot.