Most people score a film against the film they were hoping for.
Expectations do the marking. A film lands below what someone had built up, or goes somewhere they did not want it to go, and it gets written down for it. Every score here is for the film that was actually made. That is the whole difference, and it is why these numbers disagree with the aggregates.
Where to start
One person, watching everything before scoring it
SpoilSins has been running since 2017. Every review is written by Broikos Nikos, who watches the film in full first, spoils it on purpose, and names the plot holes rather than talking around them. Three new reviews go up every week.
No paid reviews, no sponsored scores, and no film gets rated here if it cannot be judged fairly. Declining is the more honest answer.
- Reviews published
- 118
- Scored out of 10
- 118
- Writing since
- 2017
- New reviews
- 3 a week
Reviews
Unforgiven (1992): Clint Gets Cranky Again
You think you know Westerns. You grew up on John Wayne swagger and Lone Ranger justice. Then Clint Eastwood drags you behind the barn and shows you...
Cars 2 (2011): Spy Kids But Worse
Pixar finally figured out how to make a mediocre movie, and they did it by sidelining their own protagonist. You came for Lightning McQueen's...
The Wrecking Crew (2026): Demolition With Better Hair
You know that friend who peaked in high school but still throws the best parties? That's Dean Martin's Matt Helm franchise in a nutshell. This fourth...
Léon (1994): Hitman Gets Homework
You think you know hitman movies, but Luc Besson made every subsequent assassin flick feel like a community theater understudy. This 1994 French...
Dune: Part Two (2024): Sand Messiah Goes Brr
You thought the first one was just expensive screensaver footage with daddy issues, and honestly, fair. But Denis Villeneuve heard your complaints...
Renfield (2023): Dracula's HR Nightmare
You know what Dracula's been missing for a century? A therapist and a workplace comedy subplot. Nicolas Cage finally gets to sink his fangs into the...
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014): Armies Outnumber Plot Points
Peter Jackson finally figured out how to stretch thirty pages into nearly three hours, and honestly, you have to admire the audacity. This is a film...
Man of Steel (2013): Superman Discovers Property Damage
You wanted a Superman who punches first and asks questions never? Congratulations, Zack Snyder heard you. This is the superhero film that treats hope...
A Man Called Otto (2022): Grumpy Swede Gets Americanized
You know that neighbor who glares at you for parking six inches over the line? Tom Hanks wants you to cry for him. And somehow, against every cynical...
Meg 2: The Trench (2023): Jaws But Bigger Again
Look, you did not walk into a movie about prehistoric murder sharks expecting Shakespeare, and thank goodness, because what you got instead was Jason...
Moana 2 (2024): Wet Sequel Energy
Look, Disney sequels are usually where beloved characters go to die slow, profitable deaths. But here you are, wondering if the ocean called again or...
The Hateful Eight (2015): Cabin Fever Gets Murdery
Quentin Tarantino locked eight terrible people in a cabin and dared you to pick a favorite. You will, and that says something uncomfortable about...