7.2/10Kong: Skull IslandApe Geography Gone WrongRecommend to watch: Yes Kong: Skull Island (2017): Ape Geography Gone Wrong You want a monster movie that actually respects your intelligence? Too bad, this one respects your eyeballs instead, delivering Vietnam-era helicopter carnage and a 100-foot ape who treats Samuel L. Jackson...
7.2/10Role ModelsGuidance by GoofballsRecommend to watch: Yes Role Models (2008): Guidance by Goofballs Sure, youve seen comedies with misfits learning life lessons. But heres the thing: just when predictability lurks, our dynamic duo flips the script. Stay with me on this, because theres more than just...
7.1/10Ice Age: Continental DriftFrosty Shenanigans!Recommend to watch: Yes Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012): Frosty Shenanigans! Hold onto your acorns, Scrat still hasnt learned his lesson, his obsessive acorn chase unleashes apocalyptic chaos, again! Meanwhile, Sid, the sloth nobody asked to be a life-coach, guides us through...
8.4/10The Iron GiantTitanium TantrumsRecommend to watch: Yes The Iron Giant (1999): Titanium Tantrums Strap into your retro rockets as we blast into the heart of Cold War paranoia, with a little boy who befriends what may or may not be a Soviet weapon of mass destruction. Dodging shady government agents and...
8/10The GooniesTreasure ShenanigansRecommend to watch: Yes The Goonies (1985): Treasure Shenanigans The movies subtle charm lies in Mikeys gap-toothed grin, mouthy Chunks unexpected heroism, and Datas hilariously ineffective gadgets. Its a gloriously rambling ride where every absurdity is digested with...
7.6/10The Fast and the FuriousVroompocalypseRecommend to watch: Yes The Fast and the Furious (2001): Vroompocalypse The charming allure of this flick lies less in its plot and more in the deafening roars of engines, the blur of hypnotically spinning wheel rims, and the existential debates about what constitutes a quarter...
7.4/10The Polar ExpressSnowy Locomotive Madness!Recommend to watch: Yes The Polar Express (2004): Snowy Locomotive Madness! Lets journey into a tundra of Christmas excess where elf labor is rife, creepy marionettes perform disturbing dances and festive cheer is somewhat forced on you like the last, lonely Brussels sprout at...
8.5/10VertigoDizzy HeightsRecommend to watch: Absolutely Vertigo (1958): Dizzy Heights So, our leading treat, Jimmy Stewart, plays a bewildered, batty detective; his performance is so hypnotically droll that you start experimenting vertigo symptoms. And our femme fatale, Kim Novak, tantalizingly...
7.3/10Resident EvilZombie CondominiumRecommend to watch: Yes Resident Evil (2002): Zombie Condominium In this laughable symphony of brain-munching, the not-so-medieval dame, Milla Jovovich, breaks the laws of gravity as easily as she breaks zombie skulls. She deftly outmaneuvers what appear to be...
8.8/10GoodFellasGangster ShenanigansRecommend to watch: Absolutely GoodFellas (1990): Gangster Shenanigans Amidst a buffet of bullets, Joe Pesci cooks up a feast for the eyes with his portrayal of a trigger-happy made man. Meanwhile, De Niro’s smooth operator is cooler than your grandmother’s cannoli. ‘GoodFellas’...
8.2/10Everything Everywhere All at OnceMultiverse MadnessRecommend to watch: Yes Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022): Multiverse Madness In this gloriously disordered odyssey, you wonder if the script was written on a treadmill. The story pivots from humor to heartbreak faster than a Hollywood retake, pushing the cinematic envelope until it...
7.4/10Mission: Impossible IIITriad TusslesRecommend to watch: Yes Mission: Impossible III (2006): Triad Tussles Just when you thought Cruises hair couldnt get any longer, he’s back with some gravity-defying antics. He’s hanging off planes, scaling skyscrapers, and infiltrating secret bases. All while attempting to...