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Mowgli (2018): save the story

What an eye pleasing movie. All 3D effects are spotless. Mouth movements of all the beasts are accurate.

The Predator (2018): you massacred my boy

First of all that kid did not have social problems because he was in the spectrum but because his mother was choosing that he will have a neanderthal hut for a haircut. But man oh man… what a cliche-less movie!!!

Jumper (2008): not a star wars story

Hello Anakin, how are y… ooo you can teleport? Alright which planet are you toda… earth in Egypt? But… You were the chosen one!

Apocalypto (2006): screwed before white men

So that is what you were doing Mr. Mel Gibson. I really do not know how to begin.

Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Being the final movie of the trilogy, this movie sets high standards of how blockbuster movies should be. Arthritics have knelled ‘theBtmaaaaan’ who has gone to a self exile but still likes to throw parties at his home. However a cat-burglar and a city terrorist force Bruce Wayne out of his comfort zone… I meant exile.

The Dark Knight (2008)

Second movie The Dark Knight: RIP Heath Ledger. From the trailer we see the Joker, this crazy-ass mofo is a lot of fun, a huge desire to pass a message and with a negative score of morals. The movie goes straight into action by slaughtering thieves, robing banks, shooting guns and having the first plot twist under 5 minutes.

Batman Begins (2005): to do meditation

The origin story is already established in the previous post, so consider this a copy-paste.

Dark Knight Trilogy

Ah… what can we say to our favorite nocturnal-mammal ‘superhero’. Yeah there is no spoiler to anyone to say that his crazy-rich parents were killed and this fueled Bruce Wayne to become Batman by learning martial arts in a high-altitude monastery and by using his inherited wealth to create and use F****NG… sorry, I mean freaking awesome gadgets and devices.