Venom (2018): not a parasite

Hate it or love it. It is popular movie and you probably already know the outcome of venom. I need to say hi to Bane. Oh great at least in this movie he can talk! And is also bad-ass. That is a good start. On the opposite corner we have our close-to-zero-morale and (probably) billionaire-scientist that is borderline likeable. You want to like him for some reasons but you can not. Pity.

Now... have I ever mentioned how much I love when moves punch cliches in the face? Big frkn spoiler alert! Hell yeah number one: Eddy chickened out at shop robbery with one of the best ashamed looks ever. Hell yeah number two: the symbiote did not enter the human body from the mouth while the human was screaming. Hell yeah number three: while Venom suggests it, they did not jump from 8000Th floor and took the elevator while Venom calling Eddy a pvsse. Hell yeah number four: hero hits villain to avoid typical final hero-villain conversation. Big frkn spoiler end.

Anyway, I forgot to mention, why is it a surprise when Eddy puked after eating a chicken from last year and raw chicken nuggets? Also why did Eddy hit a car when Venom knows who is outside the apartment? Generally Venom is a very good movie for people who like superhero-antihero movies. The character of Eddy acts as a normal human without embarrassing himself (when normal) and I can not think anyone else other than Tom Hardy to fit that role better.

Favourite quotes:
"Venom: Eyes. Lungs. Pancreas. So many snacks, so little time."
"Venom: We will eat both your arms, and then both of your legs, and we will eat your face right off your head. You will be this armless, legless, faceless thing, won't you? Rolling down the street like a turd in the wind."